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Horse Racing Gambling Race Degree: Custom Gag Diploma Doctorate Certificate (Funny Customized Joke Gift – Novelty Item) $13.99 One customized novelty certificate (8.5 x 11 inch) printed on premium certificate paper with official border. Includes embossed Gold Seal on certificate. Custom produced with your own personalized information: Any name and any date you choose…. |
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Horse Racing Degree: Custom Gag Diploma Doctorate Certificate (Funny Customized Joke Gift – Novelty Item) $13.99 One customized novelty certificate (8.5 x 11 inch) printed on premium certificate paper with official border. Includes embossed Gold Seal on certificate. Custom produced with your own personalized information: Any name and any date you choose…. |
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On a recent vacation at a resort with my in-laws, we planned to spend an afternoon at the pool with our kids. We wanted to bring our own drinks, but were unsure of the hotel’s policy. My brother-in-law called the front desk, and assuming everyone was familiar with the brand of ice chest he had, asked if it was all right if he brought a Playmate to the pool. After a pause the clerk asked, “Does she have her own towel?”
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When I was a kid, my dad and I had a running joke. If anyone asked what he did for a living, I was to reply, “He’s a sports mechanic. He fixes boxing matches and horse races.” Once, I answered a teacher this way. She flipped out and summoned my parents. Dad calmed her down by explaining it was a joke.
“So what do you do?” she asked.
Dad, a sales rep for a pharmaceutical company, said, “I sell drugs.”
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lol. I like the second one a lot. Keep up the good work.
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