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Plush Colt-Sized Horses Head Measures Approx 16-1/2 Long, Ears to Nose, x 6-1/2 Wide.


Plush Colt-Sized Horses Head Measures Approx 16-1/2 Long, Ears to Nose, x 6-1/2 Wide.


$24.95


And a honey of a nag’s head it is, all soft and plush, filled with dense foam, with those great big sad horsey eyeballs. Looks so real you’ll want to feed him a stuffed carrot. Or stick him under a rival’s bedspread. This colt-sized horse’s head measures approx 16-1/2″ long, ears to nose, x 6-1/2″ wide. It’s a bay: medium reddish brown with a black mane. Little tab in back to hang him on the wall …

Horse Lover's Joke Book


Horse Lover’s Joke Book


$6.53


good jokes?

On a recent vacation at a resort with my in-laws, we planned to spend an afternoon at the pool with our kids. We wanted to bring our own drinks, but were unsure of the hotel’s policy. My brother-in-law called the front desk, and assuming everyone was familiar with the brand of ice chest he had, asked if it was all right if he brought a Playmate to the pool. After a pause the clerk asked, “Does she have her own towel?”
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When I was a kid, my dad and I had a running joke. If anyone asked what he did for a living, I was to reply, “He’s a sports mechanic. He fixes boxing matches and horse races.” Once, I answered a teacher this way. She flipped out and summoned my parents. Dad calmed her down by explaining it was a joke.

“So what do you do?” she asked.

Dad, a sales rep for a pharmaceutical company, said, “I sell drugs.”
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lol. I like the second one a lot. Keep up the good work.

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